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THE FIRST TIME I SAW A LITTLE DICK I ......

I was at the college dorm.  There was a guy that everyone used to tease, cause he was sort of dorky.  We had these unisex bathrooms, they were located in between the boys and girls dorm.  You would be in the girls section on one end of the building, then you would enter the bathroom in the center of the dorm area, and the boys dorm was on the other side of the building leading to the center also, and so you would walk right into the bathroom from either end of the building.

It was really hot going in there, you would see these hot guys walking around with towels after they showered, The down side was that you had to get out of bed in the morning and put your makeup on before you could go pee, in case the guy you were interested in happened to be in there.

One morning I had gotten up, I knew when this guy I liked would be getting up, I liked to sort of bump into him, in the AM, I was hoping to have him ask me out.  I walked into the bathroom, and this dorky guy that I was telling you about was in there. I knew he was in there because I saw him walk in before me. I could not tell where he had gone, because the bathroom was large, Meanwhile, the guy I liked was also walking into the bathroom.

I was at the sink brushing my teeth and I heard these weird noises, so did Bret the guy I liked.  Who was at the sink next to me, brushing his teeth. We looked at each other and walked around the bathroom trying to find the noise. 

In the back, all they way by the shower we saw some feet under a stall, and this odd noise.  Bret and I went walking around looking for the noise to make sure things were ok, and that no one was hurt or in trouble or whatever.  We got closer to the noise, it was coming from a stall and the stall door was slightly ajar.  We pushed open the door, and we saw that it was, the dork was standing with his white jockey shorts around his knees, a porn magazine in his hand and a pair of panties on his head.  He was jerking off all right, as if that was not enough, he was using two fingers, and that is when I saw my first little weenie. His was so little I could hardly believe my eyes!

It could not have been more then two inches hard, I burst out laughing, and Bret started to chuckle, the funniest part was the dork kept pumping away, seeing us standing there laughing seemed to be making him do it faster.

Bret and I looked at each other in disbelief.  I yelled to the others in the bathroom, "hey come over here, you have to see this!" There were some of my cheerleader girlfriend's getting an early start on their day, they all rushed over, and saw the Dork jerking his little dick.  The Dork with his little weenie in his hand and panties on his head, jerking it so hard it looked like it would come off!

 It was more then we could take, everyone was hysterical laughing, including me!

WOULD I EVER HAVE SEX, or DID I EVER HAVE SEX WITH A LITTLE DICK?...

NOPE!
You know sex with a little dick, is just that,  once you have had a big cock,
face it, a little one, just slips out....

I can not lie, I have done it,
I kept saying the entire time.... "is it in yet"?

Poor guy, he was pounding away, saying "yes, yes, can't you feel it?"
Truth be told, No, I could not feel it at all!

I was lying there looking at my nails and wondering if I could get an appointment for a manicure!
At least he came fast, so it was not so bad.

WHAT I WOULD MAKE YOU DO WITH YOUR LITTLE DICK IF I COULD?...

I would have you take it out and measure it.
I would have you jerk off in front of my friends.
I would have you lick my ass, and thank me!
LOSER!